E-BAYED
 Friends and Readers. We at Pilton Sucks.com have come up with a little scheme to help wind away those tedious days. We are proposing to auction a bully, anywhere in this community where you think bullying is taking place and we can certainly give you some concrete clues, you can post their name on this site and offer up what you think would be a good starting price to get rid of them from this community.
There will be no reserve price and we anticipate a flood of offers to get rid of them, for example you could bid to put them on a desert island, or invest in a rocket and put them into space, although we think it unlikely any little green men would want to put up with them, or simply give them a job with the social work department, there they could hide and be protected by blinkered management intent on seeing,hearing,speaking no evil just turn a blind eye and pretend it does not happen.
For all those culture vultures amongst us it would be like living in thomas moores utopia, a land of milk and honey where bullies roam the plain free to carry on undermining,harrasing and belittleing comfortable in the knowledge that no-one cares a dam and they are at liberty to practice their trade.
But wait a minute the worm has turned and people start to turn against the bully and begin to see through the slimey two faced smarmy no-gooders and shout out,there goes the bully, yes him look at him now found out for what he is, ah yes we knew it all along.
But Friends and Readers we just wait for the moment when this dream becomes a reality, until then we will take a trip to Midlothian where an apprentice bully is at work, trained by the master. So it seems not only are they free to roam the plain but they can enhance their career, on the backs of others oh how the talentless ones thrive in a sea of sleaze.
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