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Friends and Readers. Sometimes at Pilton Sucks.com we come across little gems of wisdom, and on this occasion we have come accross one such gem. It is meant to be taken in a light hearted frame of mind, but of course as you would expect there is a message behind it.

                 PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED.

    GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE- TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT,AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY GOT ON MY NERVES.

AND ALSO,HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE FEET I HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW.

AND HELP ME REMEMBER

 WHEN I AM HAVING A BAD DAY AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WIND ME UP, IT TAKES 42 MUSELS TO FROWN, 28 TO SMILE, AND ONLY 4 TO EXTEND MY ARM AND SMACK SOMEONE IN THE MOUTH.

This is dedicated tounge in cheek to all those individuals who feel stressed and for all those who will feel stress to come.

 

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