It has been reported to us that Elvis was spotted lurking down at the Waterfront.Well since he is not local he will probably manage to bag himself a job. If you look close enough you will probably spot Marlyn Monroe working in Telford college.
As long as you do not belong to the community of Greater Pilton you improve your chance of employment. It Never ceases to amaze us that while all the politicians crow about regeneration and integration Greater Pilton is still in the doldrums when it comes to employment.
So while the politicians improve their own lot we are left to fight over scrapes from the masters table,whats new.Pilton Sucks and everybody else seems to at last realise we have been conned. While the fat cats continue to expand their waistline the rest of us are on a crash course diet of unemployment,social unrest, poor housing and ever increasing prices. And yet we are told in cripted spin we have never had it so good.
What a lot of tosh Royston/Wardieburn continues to live in the dark ages with second hand services and pats on the back,while sunny Muirhouse is not far behind. So tell you what lets have Community Councils and add another barrier to progress.
How much longer can we continue to be hoodwinked into believing that we have any say in our destiny,when the reality is sqeeze the plebs until the pips squeak.
We have been told that a summit/pow-wow is due to take place in September and the agenda will be the Waterfront. No doubt the movers and shakers will come with their prepared answers and try and kid us on that our concerns are groundless and it will be alright in the end.
Well talking about end,it may be the end for some of our elected landed gentry,as the momentum for community candidates goes up another gear.
We in the past have tripped out to return Labour candidates time after time only to be sold short, and it has been magnified by their lack of political mussle in tackling the waterfront developers.
 It is no good trying to tell us it has nothing to do with them,what the hell did we vote you in for if not to look after the interests of the local punters who put you there in the first place.
So Mr.Chisholm you are first in the firing line with your smarmy false charm and your complete aloofness, you will have to answer, what has been your contribution in your capacity as communities minister to force the Waterfront into employing local people.Answer none but plenty of smoke and mirrors to dodge the issue.
Along with leftie Lizzie, auntie Lesley[who may or may not jump ship] and the cannon fodder himself Bill Baillie,who in fact porbably realises what has gone wrong,but will trip out the old excuse of, its nothing to do with us it is out of our hands. If that is the case they should stand down and just let the developers stand for election, then we would know for certain that we would be shafted,without the spin.
So Elvis and Marlyn can relax comfortable in the knowledge that their jobs are safe and no-one from the local community will bother them,as the chance of getting a meaningful job on the development would be about the same as hearing a rendition of suspicious minds coming from Telford Colleges canteen.
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE ARENA.Â