Watch it Bites
Two of our associates were strolling down pothole free Waterfront Avenue on Sunday and as you may know at the bottom opposite that aweful gas board building,is a rather nice river, with some benches were you can rest your weary legs and watch the world go by.
It you care to ramble down by the riverside,you might even spot a swan or two easing their way up river. Close by there is a sign which we are told reads do not feed the wild life. We wondered if somebody involved with the Waterfront had put up the sign,and which wildlife they were refering to,since it is perfectly clear this masonic type organisation wants nothing to do with punters of Greater Pilton.
We wondered if the river would not be better filled with sharks,so if any member of this secretive organisation looked in they would see a mirror image of themselves,only difference being the sharks teeth are not as sharp.