Damage Limitation
Hark the end of the year approaches and what does this community have to show for all its diligent activism over the year.
Well we have empress Mcginnis continuing to hold on by her well manicured fingernails to her ever growing public funded empire,watch out lizzie the empire might strike back.
Muirhouse’s own fashion queen and leading debutant,that colegate smile and Gucchi shoe wearer our very own Auntie Lesley,what is to become of her. The council could’nt possibly give her the job of new year party town crier,god only knows she tries to flog a dead horse with that one,and don’t bother telling us how many millions it brings to the city,we have heard it all before it was claptrap then,we have news for you Lesley,it still is.
And what of nowght to do with me Fitzpatrick where has he been hiding all this year,it certainly wasn’t at his surgery,that is the last place you would find him. What about nowght’s most memorable social comment this year. Still thinking, thought so,well pehaps we can help. Caught in an unguarded moment  Nowght’s comment on the social housing which the Waterfront and empress Mcginnis has consistently promised us but has yet to deliver,was, See  the state of the Jambos[Hearts] what a bunch of tossers,and by the way how do you spell social.
But prat of the year and you can imagine there was a lot of contenders was-and we will anounce the winner in reverse order
IN THIRD PLACE————–Was for his outright refusal to comment on anything other  than nowght to do with me is -yes you’ve guessed it our old and dearest friend and a regular reader of Pilton Sucks—————-Big Bill Bailie Fitzpatrick—friend of the worker as long as he does’nt have to say it publicly.
IN SECOND PLACE————–For eating all the pies and securing more jobs in this community than most people get in a life time,at present he is acting manager at the Pilton Health Project and a finer specimen you could not want for advertising healthy eating and lots of exercise———————————Yes once again you have seconed guessed us ,it is that roving employee whose moto is IT’S MY JOB Dave Fatboy Hewitt community icon who must be sleeping with someone[the mind boggles]Â to secure all these positions.
Perhaps we could employ a consutant from an overly expensive organisation to consult with the community to find out who is pushing Fatboy forward. And when they find out that the Pilton Partnership has a hand in this murky affair,then they can just rip it up and make up a story,as per normal.To ensure such a result what about employing consultant and Labour Party hack and desperate for a seat again The chief camp follower and sniffer of blood Uncle Drac  Keith Geddes.
But there has to be a winner,and god only knows we agonised over this,but after a re-look at things there could only be one winner. Yes you have got it again.The one person who continually steps both feet first in dog shit and still manages to come up with that over engineered and mirror rehearsed smile———————–yes you have got it the person who sleeps with a copy of the Peter Sellars movie I’M ALRIGHT JACK under her pillow amongst other luid and lubidious material The Kama sutra queen of North Edinburgh.[well page one anyway] and has her own personalised signed photo of the lamented Queen Thatcher above the fireplace,so it gets the street light at night,the lady with more conflicts of interest than you could have a meeting about,—————-yes the one and thank god only Empress Bunty Backhander Mcginnis,friend of no-one bar herself,and the reaper of what other people have sown.
A well deserved prat of the year award,and as we say there was a number of other contenders,who could forget the community contribution that came from Betty lapdog Stevenson friend [or so she thinks] of Auntie Lesley our gelled Provest. Then there was all the PEP punters [Pilton Elderly Project] who with empress Mcginnis’s permission and blessing tried with some sucess to infiltrate a lot of other community projects,and get on their management committee’s. And of course our very own Labour Party mouth piece the NEN[North Edinburgh News] who have by thinking of their own  have decided not to cover major community news. This message seems to getting through as The empress herself took exception to a letter which accused her and her husband of murky dealings. Remember Liz THOU DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. We hope the NEN continues in this vain,could it be that they have seen the light.
Well there you have it the winners and losers for this year. Who was your favourate for prat of the year this year. Did you agree with our findings or do you think we have missed anyone out,a more deserving soul whose misdeeds have come to your attention.Feel free submit your vote and lets have a bit of good old fashioned non politically correct laugh. God only knows we can all do with it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
PILTON SUCKS.COM
January 7th, 2007 at 2:40 am
The letter you refer to I have read Loco Liz appears to be using her power as a councillor to threaten people in print this is nothing short of bully tactics which she feels she has a god-given right to administer. Obviously there is an election due in May and as her majority at the polls were down last time she is afraid that just maybe her crown appears to be slipping . The writer of the letter asked loco Liz why she insulted an activist at the Waterfront Summit and in due political fashion she avoided the question that was being asked of her . The quicker the community gets rid of her the better perhaps she is not legally wrong but her gains from the Granton Ward to promote only herself is MORALLY wrong
January 27th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Its up to the voters,but her time is up.