The Pie Man
Our old friend Dave Fatboy Hewitt,him of many jobs fame,was spotted running along Boswall Parkway recently. Now running and Dave don’t go together,so could it be that his lastest job as head honcho at the Health Project,is having a good effect on him,we do hope so,as it would be so much better for him to be eating healthy food and taking much needed exercise,instead of munching on pies and letting the grease drip all over his job applications.
But alas that does not seem to be the case. Dave our prat of the year runner up was in fact according to our source, running along to PEP where he had heard they were looking for a part time driver for one of their many buses. Looks like Dave was looking to do a bit of moonlighting.
We would advise the man of many jobs that driving one of the fleet of buses that PEP has at its disposal is a backward step, alternately he could wait and see if PEP places a job ad for a deputy to the empress herself,such is her workload. Dave could easily sneak into a role in the PEP empire, as long as he had his kneepads with him,for the morning worship at the alter of the empress who ruthlessly manages PEP for her own political ends.
Pilton Sucks .com has a better idea. If Dave is looking to fatten up his cv perhaps he could apply to collect the congestion charge that will surely be implemented in Greater Pilton such is the traffic problems caused by the amount of PEP buses on the road. Â