67 And Counting
With just 67 days to go until the election extravaganza, and excitement reaching a fever pitch,is our community in a fit state of health to handle all the fun and games to come. Who better to answer that probing question than our new health supremo and community job applicant Dave fatboy Hewitt.
We have a number of suggestions for friend Dave which could help the community get fit for the time of their lives. Firstly a community marathon could be organised so the voters can get physically fit in an attempt to run away from the would be politicians as they approach you in what could be a vain attempt to thrust a leaflet into your hand or try and smother you with kisses. Next we could warn the punters of the evils of the demon drink and tell everyone that Bill nowght to do with me Fitzpatrick will stand all comers a drink if they vote for him and two drinks if they don’t.
Another possible healthy campaign might be to organise the community to run behind a PEP bus as they mill their way round the community,but that might take several communities as there are that many PEP buses on the road. The strongest health campaign might be a poster campaign all over the community,on this poster might read WATCH OUT MALCOLMS ABOUT,this indeed would make the punters run for the hills.
So there are several suggestions for our Dave to be getting on with,that is presuming he can tear himself away from the situations vacant pages of the papers or the internal vacancies booklet.  Â