Key Of The Door
So Alex has just about got his mits on the keys to Bute House,although he has had to sell part of his soul to get there,but never mind that’s politics. He consistently out performed and out manovered the under whelming Jackie boy McConnell. Mr. Salmond knowes only to well that the population has no real appetite for independence,but a solid performance by him as first minister will heap further misery on the chin dragging Labour Party.
No sooner is the election over and jack is out of his over stratched suit than the comrades are plotting jack’s demise. By saying to the media there is no question of a leadership contest,jack is being told in coded terms his number is up and he can spend more time with the formidable Bridget. The media with the help of thier cronies in the party have already come up with a short list of chancers who could replace the noble Jack. Wendy Alexander god forbid is the first name out of the hat,but wait on is she not spending more time with her family just now. Margaret Curran the housewifes housewife,at least she comes across as somebody who has a little experience of where it’s at,so that rules her out then. Then comes Andy cheap suit Kerr an early favourite we hear,as MSP for the jewel in the Scottish crown sunny East Kilbride,he may not represent a change as he is a close pal if there is such a thing in politics of our Jack. The main difference between them is they don’t get their suits in the same place,but their hairdresser looks like the same one.
One thing in Maggies favour is our Jack saw her as a threat and gave her the short straw as minister for parliamentary business a direct cure for insomnia. Labour would benifit from Maggie getting the job as Ms Alexander who is so smart she is in danger of disappearing up her own asshole. Andy cheap suit kerr as we have said is a pal of Jacks and is just another dark suited career politician and we have enough of them.
So like the Labour party we to will say there is no leadership  campaign quitely or any other way going on,but Pilton Sucks will have a sporting gamble and back Magaret Curran,we think she could well be the breath of fresh air the stuffy drab Labour party needs and she would keep the sly fox Alex Salmond on his toes as well. So on you go Maggie and give it your best shot whenever that might be. Labour could do with the feminine touch,after Jacks suits and silvercrine hairspray the front bench could do with the fresh air. Happy retirement when it comes oh course Jack.Â