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Friends and readers,a little birdie tells us that there is a bit of a shindig at the West Pilton Neighbour hood Centre on Friday 8-06-07.Dress is informal and by word of mouth invitation only. Bring your own wine as Craigmillars was all drunk last time. Nobody from pilton sucks has been invited or anybody from edinburgh sucks,it seems just the usual suspects are welcome.
No fancy dress is required but one or two may be dressed as grapes,the sour variety. Even one or two of the local Labour party have not been invited,but after all there is only one or two. We at pilton sucks like a good do, or wake depending on circumstances,and we hope it is a pleasant occasion. We have to say it’s a great shame not everybody that should be invited will be invited,but there you go. You either have a mind of your own or you are a sheep, it might be an idea to stop looking through rose coloured spectacles and realise that the host of this little party was shafted by the very people who he most admires the two gremlins who got re-elected Prada Hinds and Empress Macginnis who together claimed more than £70,000 pounds in expences over the past year.
It’s hard work looking after the punters but very lucretive for these two chancers. Surely they should have thrown a proper party for their fallen comrade after all it was those two that tried to toss him off the party ticket first time round,and you know the biggest laugh he knowes it to. Our friend and regular sucks reader Bill Baillie knew early on these two witches where secretly trying to dump him.
But we wish our friend and regular sucks reader Billy boy a happy retirement after a long number of years sliding up and down the greasy pole of politics. If it is any consolation to our mucker,the current opinion or what many local punters are saying,is that the wrong Labour candidate won,and we all have four more years to suffer her,although she no longer has any power base left,that won’t stop her thinking she still rules the roost.
So when you raise your glass to toast the assembled punters remember,there may be a couple there who tried to shaft you some time ago,shaking your hand and saying what a good lad you are. There may be one or two punters who are not there that should be there and that’s a shame,but never mind. Now you have more time on your hands you could contribute to pilton sucks,we are always on the look out for local talent,in fact you may get a visit asking if you would like to be on our new management committee.
We have a chair,secretary, and treasurer,but we need someone to take accurate minutes,we wouldn’t want anybody challenging or trying to amend them would we?So we have a vacancy at the moment so hurry up or someone else might snap it up. We appreciate that you may have many good offers like that and you could be spoilt for choice.
Give it a thought,in the mean time have a nice time at your final surgery,and remember the enemy within,they may come bearing gifts and platitudes,but they are not your friends they are the shafters you are the one that was shafted.