Fight The Flab
Friends and readers. No doubt you are all to aware that after the season of good will and over indulgance is finished you are bombarded by adverts for three piece suites that would not fit anywhere unless you had a mansion,and our old favourite the package holiday. Of course in between all that shit you are constantly told that you need to get fit and slim,and to this end we have minor celebraties and their keep fit DVD’s.
All you have to do is buy the DVD move all your furniture out of the room and prance about like an idiot on your laminate flooring upsetting the neighbours as you bump and grind your way to super fitness. Just pop along to your nearest store and you can have your pick of fitness DVD’s with grinning celeb’s and their air brushed perfect bodies on the front covers in their figure hugging leotards telling us what fat bastards we are and if we buy this DVD we can wear a figure hugging leotard just like them.
With that thought in mind we purchased a couple of these exercise con’s and put them to the test. Anne voluteered to watch and possibly try out the various painful looking contorsions and report back to us. She did and the result,no she could not get into her figure hugging leotard nor some of the soft porn positions on offer. Her verdict pure crap and a complete waste of money. Wait till spring and pick them up from the bargain box or the buy one get one free shelf.
No friends don’t be conned by these cheap money making con tricks,just watch what you eat and take more exercise. Don’t follow Dave fatboy Hewitt’s example and shop and munch at Mathisons the baker over priced pies and horse meat sausage rolls.
So next time you see a z listed celeb bumping and grinding trying to con you out of your dosh just pick up your fish supper and throw it at the telly.
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Can anybody give me advice on laminating my floors quickly? I liked the article on laminating . it was informative
thanks
steve