Today’s Special Is——
Friends and readers. On passing Matheson’s the so called bakery in Boswall Parkway the other day,Anna our associate tempted fate and went in to buy some of their over priced rolls.
On the counter was the day’s special,called The Dave Hewitt Special. Two greasy pies and deep fried chips guaranteed to harden your arteries.
Of course we know our old friend and regular sucks reader Dave fatboy Hewitt North Edinburgh’s very own health supremo is a regular customer of the Harrods of bakery’s and special treatment is given to our old mate. The artery hardening grub is a favourite of Dave’s washed down with the sugar laden Iron Bru. Of course the staff can be seen regularly standing outside having a fag discussing the meaning of life and how many pies Dave can eat in a sitting.
The staff have now come up with an idea to try and stop Dave eating all the greasy pies. A sign is to go in the window saying, buy early to avoid disappointment,or Dave getting there first.