Naughty Nigel
Friends and readers. Our old pal and regular Sucks reader Nigel expences Griffiths,the less that honourable member for Edinburgh South,who was revealed some time ago to have fiddled his expences,has been at it again,only this time caught with his trousers down.
A major Sunday newspaper will reveal that naughty Nigel was having it away with a lady friend of his in the hallowed corridors of Westminster.
Nigels less than honourable behaviour will no doubt get media coverage with his former flat mate and current Prime Minister Gordon Brown unlikely to be pleased at this distraction.
It seems Nigel leg over Griffiths enjoys the freedom that being an MP gives him. Indeed the Sunday Newspaper will tell us that naughty Nigel was caught doing his own spot of credit crunching at the expence of the taxpayer.
Naughty Nigel’s moments of passion may cost him dearly,and Pilton Sucks would like to be a fly on the wall in the Griffiths household this weekend.
Poor old Nigel,fiddles his expences,then gets caught with his trousers down. Is this the sort of character Edinburgh South or anywhere else wants as their honourable member,a fiddler and a shagger.
Certainly Nigel will be praised in some quarters as a man’s man but then these are the quarters nobody listens to anyway.
We sincerly hope that naughty Nigel does not try to claim expences for his indiscretion,and he does the honourable thing and quit before he gets kicked out.