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Friends and readers. You all will of course by now know of the devastation left by Halcrowe round and about our Community. Yes dear friends the Communities favourite landscapers or is it project managers or God knows what have left our Community crying for the hangmans  noose or a public flogging for the hooks crooks and comic singers that are Halcrowe.

But wait on dear friends there is of course a blunt edge to our favourite designers or what ever they are [cos we don’t know] Our friendly Neighbourhood Manager the walking advert for the very best in male dressing and grooming Peter Savile Row Strong who is we are reliably informed on Halcrowes Xmas card list and sits at the top table at their annual shindigs has regularly sung the praises of the dreaded Halcrowe.

We have a question for the Communities most loved official. When oh when will Halcrowe do something to a finish and do it properly, this is a teasing question with a less than forthcoming answer, so let us answer what is on the minds of the Community, never is the simple answer, or it would appear so. So let us remind everyone that people friendly Halcrowe have a 3 million pound, yes readers you read it right a 3 million pound service level agreement with the City fathers to deliver a finished product of acceptable quality and standard to the punters of Forth and beyond.

Judging by the the farce of a project if you can call it that of an all weather surface in West Pilton which  would be a joke if it wasn’t so serious we can all see that Halcrowe are taking taxpayers monies under false pretences nothing new there then.

So dear friends if you are unlucky enough to spot a Halcrowe project  on your travels take notes and hand them in to the peoples favourite official Mr. Savile Row himself the magnanimous Neighbourhood Manager the all singing and dancing Mr. Peter Strong who will only be to delighted to talk you through how the taxpayers are getting a load of bull for their cash, and he is top notch at that.

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